i’m bored and it’d be funny to horrify Tim with details of my “sordid” personal life.
ask me stuff
yepperoni:
this is how my marriage proposal will look like
what i got people for christmas
alfred:
from my favorite shop in hong kong
damian:
So I’m sitting here balancing a frozen bag of corn on my head since the ringing in my ears tells...
all the other kids were sitting on his lap and telling him what they wanted for christmas and...
if dicks not a magic elf
then alfred definitely is
THERES NO OTHERWAY TO EXPLAIN SOME OF THAT...