flawedgem replied to your post: let me tell you about my ttk

How often has that worked?

often enough to make it worth it to keep using that line

especially once they ask for a demonstration

8081n02:

smallvillesuper replied to your post: unless its for cocksucking tips in which case feel…

i don’t think you’ve ever given cocksucking tips. this post is a false advertisement.

i gave tim some but hey heres a free tip for you 

dont hold back or try not to be messy 

enthusiasms more important than technical skill 

yeah this is pretty good advice

i mean i dont need to breathe so that always makes things more interesting too but hey more advice is always great

apparently there’s a thing called TMI Tuesday?

i’m bored and it’d be funny to horrify Tim with details of my “sordid” personal life.

ask me stuff 

tjdrake replied to your post: tjdrake replied to your post: at least I didn’t…

I’m honestly trying to decide whether my curiosity or my better judgment is winning out here.

it was really just a throw away comment that i interpreted terribly because my brain lives in the gutter

tjdrake replied to your post: at least I didn’t mention the rubbing off on me…

don’t ask

you probably don’t wanna know

at least I didn’t mention the rubbing off on me thing

all this talk of sex is really annoying

it’s been like two weeks since I got laid

WORST

8081n02 replied to your post: cassbat replied to your post: 8081n02 replied to…

sometimes you get superheroes having sex with each other and other times kon gets people dressed up as one of his dads having sex with someone dressed like him

fuck everything

here you go Cass.

cassbat replied to your post: 8081n02 replied to your post: 8081n02 replied to…

i.. really dont get it

okay there are a lot of these so

basically I was listening in case anyone was in danger and I overheard people having sex while one of them was pretending to be me (by “me” I mean “Superboy” not like… Kon).

i need someone else to explain this particular post because i refuse to.